Hello out there and welcome to my web site. If you googled me, which sounds obscene but actually feels quite good, then you probably already know that I do stand-up comedy. But if you aimlessly stumbled onto this website while stoned or drunkenly hitting the wrong key --- as I often do --- then just so you know not only am I a stand-up comedian, but I also wrote, directed, produced and appeared in an independent film comedy called, A Lousy 10 Grand. (See below).

Oh, and I also co-wrote the title song, The Middle Class Blues.

All that notwithstanding, (now be honest, how many comedian’s websites will you find the word, ‘notwithstanding’? None I’ll bet. See the value you’re getting here? You know I really should charge for this.)

Anyway, whether you’re familiar with me or not, as long as you’re here take a tour.

From the menu bar above click on where you want to go. On the one that says BBC SERIES, MORE and EVEN MORE CLIPS, you can view some scenes from my show that ran for six years.

Scroll down to view the trailer of A Lousy 10 Grand. Then download the complete film for only $4.99! About the cost of a triple latte. And, like they always say on those TV commercials...

                                                   BUT WAIT!!!  THERE’S MORE!!!

If you go to the film’s web site, alousy10grand.com, you can buy a DVD instead, which I will personally sign and send to you. The price includes the cost of mailing, unlike some of those cheapskates who charge you for postage. What next, they charge you for the fuel it takes to get to the post office?

Speaking of fuel, the Director of Photography on A Lousy 10 Grand, Oktay Ortabasi, has completed his own independent feature film titled, Fuel, which I highly recommend you check

out at, www.fuelmovie.com.

 

Once you’ve purchased my film, (just testing to see if this ‘power of

suggestion’ stuff works), and you’ve watched the BBC scenes but

you’re still jonesing for more Kelly Monteith, then you’ll want to watch

me on The Late Show with David Letterman, so click on the pic.    ➜

                                                                                                                                                             

Had enough? No?! OMG, okay then quick, to view a montage of some of my appearances on The Tonight Show with the Daddy of them all, Johnny Carson, then click on the pic.

Now that you lie there sated and spent, you’re ready for a good read. Check out a couple of books I’ve posted below by friends of mine. The first one is a terrific book about Tom Dreesen and Tim Reid, America’s first, and to my knowledge only, black and white comedy team.

The second by two comedian-writer friends, Mark Schiff and Ritch Shydner is an entertaining book of comics’ road stories. I have one in there but just so you know, it contains what’s called, ‘adult language’. You know, the kind you hear on any elementary school playground.

Thanks for dropping by.

                                                     CONTACT:   info@kellymonteith.com

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