Comedian

 
 

Hello out there and welcome to my web site. If you googled me, which sounds obscene but actually feels quite good, then you probably already know that I’m a stand-up comedian. But if you aimlessly stumbled onto this website while stoned or drunkenly hitting the wrong key --- as I often do --- then just so you know not only am I a stand-up comedian but I also wrote, directed and appeared in an independent film comedy called, A Lousy 10 Grand.


Oh, and I also co-wrote the title song, The Middle Class Blues.


Now that I got that bit of chest-thumping out of the way it’s time to take a tour.


From the menu bar above click on whatever piques your curiosity. If you click on BBC SERIES, MORE CLIPS and EVEN MORE CLIPS you can view scenes from my show that ran for six years in the U.K. and on the A&E Channel in the U.S.


The photo gallery is kind of a kick. Along with new photos I also posted some photos of ads from when I first started my stand-up career working in strip clubs.


Before you take off on the tour though, scroll down to view the trailer of A Lousy 10 Grand. Then you can download the complete film for only $4.99! Yes, you heard me right. $4.99, about the cost of a triple latte. And, like they always say on those TV commercials....


     BUT WAIT!!!  THERE’S MORE!!!

If you go to the web site, alousy10grand.com, you can buy a DVD instead, which I will personally sign and send to you. The price includes the cost of mailing, unlike some of those cheapskates who charge you for postage. What next, they charge you for the fuel it takes to get to the post office? (Actually that’s not a bad idea considering the cost of fuel.)


Speaking of fuel, the Director of Photography on A Lousy 10 Grand, Oktay Ortabasi, has completed his own feature film titled, Fuel, which I highly recommend you checkout at: www.fuelmovie.com.

                                                                                                 

Wherever you decide to go on my site I hope you enjoy your tour and look forward to having you visit again soon. Before you go be sure and check out my blog as I update it periodically. You can follow along as I bounce around the world.  Or just sit at home and veg.


Thanks for dropping by.


                                                                                                                                                                   

                                                                                         


 


    

           













 



                                                                                                                                                             
















 







Now that you’ve gotten your Kelly fix and you lie there sated and spent, you’re ready for a good read. So you’ll want to check out a couple of terrific books by friends of mine.




                   


                                                                        




















 

One more thing. If you spend a lot of time at airports like I do you’ll want to check this out. Become a member (like me) and you can wait in a comfy lounge instead of getting hemorrhoids from hours sitting in those god-awful airport chairs. AND most have free drinks (wine, water, coffee, etc.) and snacks.

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  To view a trailer of A Lousy 10 Grand click here


Had enough? NO?! OMG, okay then to view a montage of some of my appearances on The Tonight Show with the Daddy of them all, Johnny Carson, then click on the pic.

(But not on his tie. For some reason that pisses him off.)

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CONTACT:   info@kellymonteith.com

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                        kelly@kellymonteith.com

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TIM & TOM is about Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen, America’s first black and white comedy team. Click on Tim or Tom to check it out. 

The second is by two comedian-writer friends Mark Schiff and Ritch Shydner. It’s a collection of road stories from various comedians. I have one in there but just so you know it contains ‘adult language’. You know, the kind you hear on any elementary school playground. Click on  “I Killed” to check out or go to www.ritchshydner.com.

 
 
 
 
 
 

      Now that you’ve purchased my film, (just testing to see

      if this ‘power of suggestion’ stuff works), and you’ve

      watched the BBC clips but are still jonesing for more

      Kelly Monteith then you’ll want to watch my appearance

      on David Letterman so quick, click on the pic.